1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male….. The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male…. Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male…… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

Well, I decided to revive my blog. It has been a long time since I’ve actually written in my blog, but it’s good to be back. If anyone actually reads this, I mainly write about current events dealing with technology and in general–about life.

I was a Pre-Computer Science major at the University of California, Santa Barabra, but due to the realization that this is something I am not interested as a career, I have switched my major to Business Economics with emphasis in Accounting. This is my second year at the university, and I am currently residing in the San Rafael dorms. The past few years have been awesome, and I definately look forward to the coming years. As I said before I mainly follow technology news. I try and stay up to date as possible with technology, because well frankly, most people don’t.

I am an avid reader of Slashdot.org and I try to look around the internet for more articles and information to absorb. I hope I am able to provide a decent overview and opinion of current topics in todays technology society.